Okay, so picture this: it’s 7 AM, and you’re basically a zombie stumbling toward the coffee machine. Now, imagine doing that in style—because let’s face it, even the undead deserve to accessorize. Enter the "Dying for Coffee Tote." This bag is like the BFF you never knew you needed. Made from 100% organic cotton, it’s eco-friendly, just like the zombies in those apocalypse movies who recycle brains (probably). The design? Pure genius. Nothing says "I haven’t slept in 3 days" quite like a green zombie face desperately clinging to a cup of coffee. If that isn’t a mood, I don’t know what is. Long handles mean you can swing this baby over your shoulder while juggling a frappuccino and a croissant—or maybe just that 10th espresso shot. It’s durable, reusable, and honestly, way more dependable than your ex. Plus, it’s lightweight and foldable, perfect for when you’re too tired to care about anything but your next caffeine fix. So, if you’re tired of looking dead inside and want to advertise it to the world, this tote’s got your back (and your groceries). In summary: Buy this bag. Because who doesn’t want to walk around with a zombie’s eternal craving for coffee on display?